Just a quick post before the evening routine of bath, bottle and bed. Sunday at church I noticed that Will had a hunk of ear wax hanging off his ear. Pre-child, this would have grossed me out and in this case, it had no effect on me whatsoever other than piquing an interest in keeping my child groomed, much like a monkey. I proceeded to stick my finger in my mouth, lick it and wipe said ear wax from his ear. I looked over to see my husband gaping at me in horror (and I'm sure the immediate innocent bystanders around us were, as well). It was then I realized: I have officially become my mother.
NOTE TO READERS: I love my mother so, so dearly. I just had not suspected I, too, would end up using saliva as a cleaning solution.
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